Coochies

Coochies: The OG Hoochie Cabaret 🐾
The Sapphic Freaknik of Your Dreams

“Me and my bestie, we both look like 10s.” 💅🏾
This Muva’s Day, we aren’t just doing brunch we’re doing a Full. Blown. Throwback. Welcome to the Den, where the 90s hoochie aesthetic meets the baddest Sapphic burlesque in the city. We’re taking it back to the era of bamboo hoops, icy lip gloss, Hype Williams visuals, and bass so heavy you can feel it in your chest.
This is a WLW/Sapphic centered space created for the girls, the ghouls, and the glamorous. Whether you’re a Cougar looking for a cub or a shorty looking to swing our way, this is the only place to be.
THE VIBE 🐆
Expect 90s hip-hop and R&B hits, gritty performances, and a room full of high-energy Muvas.
Dress Code: 90s Hoochie Excellence. Think Lil’ Kim, Mary J. Blige, and Foxy Brown. Animal print, baggy denim, airbrushed fits, and nameplates. Dress to impress the Muvas.
The Sound: All 90s, all night.
THE MENU 🎟️
The Diamond Ronnie (VIP): The ultimate HBIC experience. One throne, two front-row seats, a kitty bowl, 2 drink tickets, and the ONLY private 1-on-1 lap dance of the night.
The G-String Lounge: The voyeur’s paradise. Relaxed lounge seating and a front-row view of the private dances happening in the lounge.
The Vibrate Section: Front-row seats for the ones who want to stay in the action and keep the bills flying.
Twinem BOGO: The bestie deal. Two entries for one low price. (Limited quantity!)
Before the Beeper: Early bird pricing for the fast movers.

THE RULES OF THE DEN (READ CAREFULLY)
21+ Only: Valid ID required at the door.
Safe Space: This is a Sapphic/WLW event. We prioritize the safety of our community.
The Men Clause: Cis-het men are only permitted if accompanied by a Cougar/female host and must bring the proper energy (and dollars). Unaccompanied men will be denied entry at the door without a refund. Vibe checks are mandatory.
No Refunds: All sales are final. Refunds are only considered on a strict case-by-case basis.
Door Price: $25 (Cash, CashApp, or Zelle). Buy online to save your coins for the dancers!