A Star is Aborted: The Chicago Return of Maureen SanDiego

Maureen brings her critically acclaimed Hollywood Fringe show A Star is Aborted to Chicago! This is a boundary-pushing cabaret satire written by Chicago’s premiere “female female impersonator,” Maureen SanDiego. The premise is a John Waters–inspired fever dream:

A drag queen fetus becomes the first baby conceived inside a gay man. Will she choose life—or remain in butthole limbo forever?

This outrageous musical explores sexual freedom, fame, and queerness through grotesque glamour, powerhouse vocals, and non-stop absurdity. Think: Divine meets Weird Al in a Planned Parenthood parking lot.

“You have the right to choose…so choose to see this show immediately!”

-Alaska Thunderfuck 5,000

Featuring: Jack Krimmel

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Please be advised:

The Newport Theater is up a flight of stairs with no elevator, but access to a Genesis portable mobile stairlift (rated up to 400 pounds) is available. Please email newporttheater@gmail.comin advance of your arrival to coordinate entry/operators/liability waivers.

There are four single-stall non-gendered restrooms available onsite.